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FACT - Indisputable


TAGS: men sports protection
Rating: 4.26/5

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MissPriss - February 26, 2013, 7:44 am
Oh please Steve...that's how women won the wars for you guys. A woman clad in a chainmail bikini...that wouldn't stop you dead in your tracks...then the male warriors kill you for eyeing up their women...teehee
steve1961 - February 25, 2013, 1:30 am
Woman haven't fared much better .Every picture of ancient female warrior in combat, she wears a chainmail bikini...
MissPriss - February 25, 2013, 1:12 am
Ok...just about coke-a-cola'd through the nose all over the keyboard. Had an image of Sparta with an althetic cup on his head...bahaha
nicholsjoshua15 - February 25, 2013, 12:21 am
You mean it took jocks a hundred years to realize their head was important. The Ancient Greeks had helmets nearly 3000 years ago (Puts on helmet and yells "This is Sparta!").


THE VERY LATEST - In domestic zombie protection


TAGS: very latest domestic zombie protection
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - December 29, 2011, 6:33 am
Vulture, that is a really neat article. Thanks for posting it.
vulture - December 28, 2011, 8:11 pm
http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post/4956385434/the-first-zombie-proof-house#. There's several references, but this seems to be a good version, with lots of ph**os.
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 8:53 pm
You wouldn't happen to have a number...email address....something?
Budog - December 24, 2011, 1:54 am
It's good for when the mother-in-law is coming to visit too.
ICEMAN - December 24, 2011, 12:37 am
Fred.
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 12:15 am
i want the name of that architect...
TheWolf - November 24, 2011, 9:59 am
Holy crap thats awesome
Reality Lord - November 22, 2011, 6:54 pm

i want !


CONDOMS - A new way of virus protection


TAGS: protection virus condom
Rating: 2.63/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 10:42 pm
Maybe effective... doesn't work though.


FATHER I AM -


TAGS: protector war child innocence harm
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 8:16 pm
5er RL and ditto what rerun and Hammy said.
Hawamleh - October 1, 2010, 7:51 pm
5ls, Excellent Re-use, And You Took A Touchy Pic,and made a poster that we can all relate to, excellent work.
jameswnash - October 1, 2010, 7:35 pm
5 RL
rerun - October 1, 2010, 5:05 pm

This image is never easy to see, however it does make me appreciate the society I live in.
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 4:58 pm

no wakeup, the father was caught in crossfire between rival forces and tried in vain to use his body as a meatshield for his son.
Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 4:47 pm
I share your sentiments in the caption RL. And it's hard to look at that ph**o knowing the story behind it. I'll try and vote later.
440wakeup - October 1, 2010, 4:41 pm
Didn't the ISREALI's purposely target and shoot the kid right out from under the FATHER, 4 a HAH!! I guess they figured the kid would grow up 2 join Hezzbolah and become a Suicide Bomber.
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 4:30 pm

i guess i owe a credit to hammy. i saw this on CNN years back, one of the most disturbing images i've ever seen. hammy did a poster of this some months back.


TRUST - Know where to place yours.


TAGS: army trust military protect soldier
Rating: 4.84/5

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spcdylan - June 11, 2012, 8:49 am
Those are just local kids... ya they try to steal our grenades and stuff but they are also great people... those kids have more sence than 99% of all the adults blowing theirselves up for nothing...
holymoly - June 6, 2012, 2:50 pm
powerful picture Jenna. Nice
Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 7:13 pm
Makingplans, I think that is actually an extremely good point!
makingplans4nigel - June 4, 2012, 3:12 pm
Not to nit pick but wouldn't an american solider be the enemies primary target?
Ragnar - June 4, 2012, 2:21 pm
no words for comment, just respect for payment.


Loyalty -


TAGS: love friendship family loyalty protection
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - August 11, 2016, 10:25 am
Thank you.
maoworks2 - July 26, 2016, 1:17 pm
You Got That Right !


A SHOT IN THE DARK -


TAGS: guns protection self defense constitution
Rating: 4.5/5

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tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:49 pm
"Gun Control" means never having to say "I missed you."
MPsniper - January 8, 2013, 4:49 am
if your concealed carry instructor did not tell you to never, ever fire a warning sh**..... ask for your money back.
Greybeard - January 7, 2013, 9:24 pm
He He. Posted....
MissPriss - January 7, 2013, 11:21 am
Now that's called gun control...teehee. Ya gotta post this over at politifake!


WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM - He loved New York, and hated to leave, but Danny Doberman and the Pinscher boys made it hard to stay.


TAGS: dog witness protection program mobsters it could happen
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 8:31 pm
And now I have to move again, dammit! 5 testimony deals and added to favs
LogicDude - December 9, 2009, 4:23 pm
Are there "pug mug" sh**s to review?
spacedog - December 9, 2009, 3:33 pm
Well done MWLF, 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 11:47 am
XD 5 smug pugs


LOOKIN' GOOOD -


TAGS: starwars armor protection funny hammy
Rating: 4.7/5

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Hawamleh - September 1, 2011, 8:23 am
no one is ever too short to be a storm trooper
Verdeckt - September 1, 2011, 3:16 am
Aren't you a little 5hort to be a 5tormtrooper?


EPIC TRAVEL SAFE -


TAGS: skid mark protected just mix with your dirty laundry on the floor
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 10:41 am
Thanks Veg
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 10:04 am
1L on this poster, BTW. It's awful.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:56 am
LOL...That's a nice outlook. I'll try that, Bone.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:53 am
Agreed. I'll sum it up like this: Just because I mention a problem doesn't make me any less aware that the problem is unsolvable. The Timmys have enough satisfaction as is... They're not gonna force silence on me, too. If that makes me a complainer, o wel
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:48 am
I just a5sume it's my Mother-In-Law voting...cause no matter how much GD money you make it's never good enough for her baby.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:41 am
Never thought is was Veg. It's the chemically imbalanced of society that fear the truth...nothing more nothing less.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:38 am
That's not directed towards you, by the way...
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:38 am
I gotcha Bone, but I'm not worked up at all. I'm just typing words on a keyboard. It may look or seem like more than it is, but somewhere beyond the a**umption of anger, I said something that's actually true. I'm wondering when that became a bad thing.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:31 am
down the list and smack a 1L on every d*** poster that makes me sick.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:30 am
Timmies come and Timmies go...no sense getting worked up over it Veggie! I've been here a long time and am use to it. It's the anonymous Timmies that just trip your trigger. If someone thinks it's a 1L I'm fine with that. It's just the trolls that run...
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:25 am
My bad bro, but if everyone else is gonna be afraid to say it for fear of being ridiculed for "arguing on the internet," then that's fine. That doesn't mean what I'm saying is any less true. If you're a ***k, I'll call you a ***k. Internet or not, Timmys.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:15 am
LMAO
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:11 am
There's a big difference between a 5 and a 1. I mean, if you kinda don't like the poster, give it d*** 3 or 4. But 1? Seriously?
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:08 am
Thanks sickartist. And Veggie you were right, the 1L's just came down the pike!
sickartist - December 26, 2009, 8:32 am
Nice when a twisted idea comes to fruition 5L


WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM - Little Wolfgang shouldn't have stolen Guido the Bulldog's bone collection.




IF YOU SEE THIS -


TAGS: child protective services sentence fat people to boot camp
Rating: 3.3/5

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booger13 - April 1, 2010, 5:01 pm
famous last words : mamaaaaaaaaaaa im nuh FEWDDDDDDD
Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 8:13 pm
Wait, wait, wait. Porcelina. What?? I live in Illinois (DeKalb) and I always heard it as CPS?
LogicDude - January 5, 2010, 2:58 pm
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back....
Koradan - December 25, 2009, 6:04 pm
Is this for real? In case it is not.... "GET IN MY BELLY!!"
Derek - December 12, 2009, 5:16 pm
CYFS in NZ. (Child Youth and Family) That poor woman and child are both in danger of suffocation.
Claire - December 12, 2009, 3:28 pm
Wow I thought it was CPS everywhere O_O
Porcelina - December 12, 2009, 1:20 pm
Are you from Texas? I guess in Texas that's called CPS, but in Illinois it's called DCFS
Chopperliscious - December 12, 2009, 12:03 pm
I know I know I was probably a little mean...


WISHES -


TAGS: rain glass protection hammy
Rating: 4.82/5

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Hawamleh - January 24, 2011, 6:54 pm
we don't get exposed to many musicals here, and my music taste is rather limited, thus the ignorance is generated :D
spacedog - January 24, 2011, 6:50 pm
Heh, Hammy one is a band with a song: Insane in the Membrane, the other a musical with a song: The Rain in Spain (falls mainly on the plain). Both are about smoking pot.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2011, 2:10 pm
I am..have you ever eaten a Crow?....cuz I have.
Donkasaurus - January 24, 2011, 12:24 pm
Are you aware a flock of crows or ravens is called a murder? Mmm...murder.
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2011, 6:49 am
This picture is depressing yet very peaceful to look at. I like.
Hawamleh - January 23, 2011, 6:43 pm
Perhaps A goat prisoner?
ICEMAN - January 23, 2011, 6:34 pm
You mean like you going away?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 23, 2011, 6:19 pm
If you behave ...good things will come to you..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 23, 2011, 6:18 pm
You all sound like the voices coming from my cellar....don't ask for food b****!
culos - January 23, 2011, 5:58 pm
Try and read a book someday....
Hawamleh - January 23, 2011, 5:56 pm
and those would be?
spacedog - January 23, 2011, 5:51 pm
The rain on the pane drives you insane? Is that Cypress Hill or My Fair Lady? 5L


FREE SPEECH -




PARANOID DELUSION - Thinking everyone wants to steal your "sweet ride"


TAGS: lock it 4 protection
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - October 10, 2010, 11:30 pm
Thats what he said after letting it "loose" in the theater.
calvin5040 - October 10, 2010, 8:19 pm
PEEWEE is never going to loose his bike again!!!
Ed-Hyde - September 10, 2010, 8:24 am
What makes you think the owner put those locks on it. Much more fun to randomly lock up other people's bikes.
Reality Lord - September 10, 2010, 7:30 am

5napolean dynamites. sweet!
janwouter - September 10, 2010, 6:57 am
That's not paranoid. That's living in Amsterdam.
pzykosiz - September 9, 2010, 9:51 pm
as soon as you add a bike lock it becomes a challenge. this is gonna be fun
rerun - September 9, 2010, 9:45 pm

love the fact that the front tire is flat


WHEN SECONDS COUNT... -


TAGS: ccw carryconcealed selfdefence 911 protection
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:30 pm
chills
Dimytri - January 26, 2011, 4:31 pm
love it
GySgt1811 - January 25, 2011, 7:07 pm
(Crap, I'm going back to bed.)Hence...
GySgt1811 - January 25, 2011, 7:06 pm
Hense...
autumnspirit - January 25, 2011, 5:57 pm
Ain't that the truth!


FEELINGS -


TAGS: g** guys kissing and the cops that may not want to protect them
Rating: 3.75/5

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Jmac0585 - March 30, 2010, 9:48 am
I just appreciate that the satire in this was appreciated.


DONUT P.D. - TO PROTECT AND SERVE THOSE WHO SERVE THE COFFEE AND DONUTS




SO, YOU TWO -




SIX PACK PROTECTED -


TAGS: six pack protective fat layer
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

maoworks2 - January 12, 2013, 10:27 am
I Said No Pictures No Soup For You !


UMBRELLAS -




COMFORT -


TAGS: protective clothing for the insane
Rating: 4.94/5

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Reality Lord - November 28, 2010, 2:46 pm

somebody has been feeding this guy timmy's for breakfast. real nice monkey!
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 1:18 pm
That's why we've got to get out of here... before he lets loose the marmosets on us!


Dog -


TAGS: protection attack dog ads names
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 26, 2014, 11:34 pm
Thanks Mr. Gary...and my dog isn't that bad looking too!
GaryO - June 26, 2014, 9:28 pm
What a cutie


PREVENTION -




Virus Protection -


TAGS: virus protection annihilator 2000
Rating: 5/5

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RexyD - February 7, 2014, 3:29 am
Want! NOW!!!


Fair Warning -


TAGS: firearms home security intruder protection gaurd dogs
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 9, 2014, 12:44 am
‘tis a truth, Em
EmilioDumphque - August 8, 2014, 11:39 pm
Translation: For the price of a couple of h**dogs, there's a free .357 in here after you see me leave.


Ebola Workers -


TAGS: attention basic protection error
Rating: 4.89/5

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Thedge - October 19, 2014, 6:50 pm
Aye yi yi ! Correct, figured a bunch of highly educated people could suss that out... probably an error. Judging by the recent events... too much credit a**umed.
Cannabal - October 19, 2014, 6:40 pm
Don't forget fire, lots of fire.


MALL SANTA KNOWS -


TAGS: bladder control protection
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 22, 2012, 8:41 pm
What? You believed it was always from the kid in front of you in line? Hahaha...thanks Silverheart.
Silverheart - December 22, 2012, 6:32 pm

Eeewwwww... 5 Lions wearing dirty adult undergarments.


POLICE -




MOTIFAKE PROTECTION PROGRAM - Due to the sensitive nature of this image, it is being protected by the MPP. Sponsored by the US Marshall Office


TAGS: witness protection program
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by rerun

rerun - January 6, 2010, 8:29 am

I received a PM asking what this meant. It referes to posters here that have been approved, but for some reason now just appear as a red "x". I think for the most part Mr. M has resolved the glitch..


PROTECT AND SERVE - Zzzz..... Huh!?!


TAGS: protect
Rating: 2.71/5

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EVIRONMENTALIST - AN ADVOCATE FOR the protection of the PLANET from MISUSE from human activity.




ADVERTISING - Location, location, location




real men in baltimore -


TAGS: shield protect community cops riots
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 4:36 pm
The media is so focused on the bad things that happened, that that's all we hear about. They refuse to tell us about the acts of heroism, even though the good far out weighs the bad and the stories are actually more interesting. Thanks, RL! 5 f***t*** L!


I need Feminism -




Canadian -


TAGS: canadian witness protection new identy
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 20, 2014, 7:40 pm
Dammit...you found him! 2nd from the right.
Oldsod - November 19, 2014, 7:33 pm
So...is that where Mooooo+ got off to? 5 Pantomime Heifers.


SWAT -




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